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"Death is merely an opportunity for more training." ~ Kung Fu Fighter

"Not even death can stop him from serving his master." ~ Samurai

"Nobody told her that the Day of the Dead lasts just one day." ~ Dia de los Muertos♀

"Davy Jones welcomes Zombaywatch and you into his locker..." ~ Davy Jones

"There's nothing to eat but you..." ~ Ravenous George

"The King enjoys 2 things: tearing you apart and eating sliced bananas." ~ Gorilla King